theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

posted 6 hours ago with 121,234 notes · ©

stevie-rae-johnson:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’m the second gif year round tbh

posted 7 hours ago with 196,186 notes · ©
Track: Hoist the Colours
Artist: Hans Zimmer
Plays: 157,307

envynothook:

yo, ho all hands
hoist the colours high
heave ho, thieves and beggars
never shall we die

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feminishblog:

Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:

Is this healthy?

Is this good for me?

posted 9 hours ago with 32,418 notes · ©

thetremblingofmyhand:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

posted 10 hours ago with 181,499 notes · ©

the doctor + daleks parallels (1.06 & 7.01 & 8.02)

posted 11 hours ago with 1,042 notes · ©

punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

posted 12 hours ago with 423,458 notes · ©

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

posted 13 hours ago with 503,911 notes · ©

krclara:

Lee pace and catinca untaru    

Set of The fall

posted 14 hours ago with 1,871 notes · ©
4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

posted 15 hours ago with 9,454 notes · ©

eartheld:

secretofthetrees:

Sunset on old logging roads in Shelton, Washington

mostly nature
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